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Pay Attention to the EXPERTS

Posted by UtahCribs, Real Estate, Homes on February 12, 2009

I hear a lot of  “Gossip” these days about the Real Estate Market.  Bottom line for us is, we LIVE IT everyday.  We are market experts.  Don’t trust you “UNCLE”, let us tell you what the true STATS ARE or you will end up like this story:

First-year students at the UC Davis Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, ‘In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.’ For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

‘Go ahead and do the same thing,’ he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, ‘The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.’ ‘Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough, it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.’


One Response to “Pay Attention to the EXPERTS”

  1. Spencer said

    I think this is the best advice for what is going on currently in our economy. This gave me a smile when I read it.. I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as I did..

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